A bit of housekeeping

Trying to "clean up the place".

If anyone knows how to fix the damned margins next to the borders on my sidebar so they don't touch my text, I would be very grateful!

Also, if I lost your button or your url in my blogroll during the frenzy, slap me up side the head in comments and I will fix it toot sweet!

While I am rambling...if anyone has a reliable way to add navigation tabs to my blog (I have tried several tutorials and now I am so pissed I am ready to punch someone in the face...P.S. Save Duke the humiliation and help me!).

I am off to clean cupboards. If you don't hear back from me in the next few days call 9-1-1.

One more thing you can do with wooden spoons

This is some funny sh!t maynard! (it's only 1 minute long and it is worth it.)



NOW THAT WE'VE HAD A GIGGLE...

I found a great blog yesterday.  Actually she has been a follower for a few weeks but I haven't had time to go over to her place for a visit. I finally did and found out SHE RUNS AN ORPHANAGE IN AFRICA!  I am falling in love with her pictures and her wonderful adventures.  Go see her! Amy's Assorted Adventures.

I wanna talk about me for a change ~snicker~!

I need to do an award post. it has been a long time. They are hard for me because I hate to single anyone out so I have decided that I will do it my way and if it pisses anyone off then that's OK, I will be banned from future awards...while it will make me sad, I will understand that is what the consequences of my actions are. ( I sound like myself when I catch a 6th grader putting an apple in the toilet and flushing it.  I have learned well, haven't I? )



Speaking from the Crib gave this award to everyone in her nursery. I will wear it proudly!

This one goes to Amber at Amber's Life.  She was amazing during my time of need.  I was struggling with the DVD and trying to convince Mac to cooperate and she stood by her computer in between football games, ready to help!

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The next one is from Lee and Headaches, Hormones and Hotflashes.  She cracks me the flarkity flark up!

I bestow this upon Melissa at Mommy is in the Bathroom because frankly, she took on a child predator and she is two steps away from cutting off his testicles with a butter knife.

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The Motherload bestowed this award upon my bloghouse! 

and it goes to Supah.  I know, I know, I give her waaaay too much bloggy love but I have to say her heart is bigger than a friggin hippo!  Just when I think she is faking her compassion, she does something else to blow my peanut brain.

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 Diary of a mad bathroom gave me this award ages ago...(sorry bout that)...She is one clever whippersnapper!

This one goes to Laurie at Laurieville population1.  This woman sews stuff and makes cakes and all kinds of feminine crap like that.  She is one of my bloggy BFF's.

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K...so this is where it gets interesting.  I have an award that I downloaded and got from somewhere and I can't figure out who the hell gave it to me.  Now I know some of you would have just left it out as to avoid insulting the person (who I know is a totally awesome friend and very loyal reader....smooches and hugs to you, whoever you are)...but I decided to throw it out there for the hell of it.  If you were the one to bestow it upon my humble blog, then speak up and I will do a whole post abut you and how much I love you and I will prove to everyone that we are bloggy lovers.ummmkay?

This one goes out to every single one of you on the blog roll.  If I follow you then it is yours.  If I don't, then slap me up side the noggin with a comment and I will check out your goodies.

There done....PHEW!  Now you all know why I can't keep up on y'alls blogs every day!

Enough about me, now go back to this post and help Jaden!

I Caught Santa! Come see and help Jaden!

1.   You take a pic of your tree or your fireplace... etc.
2.  You upload that photo to the icaughtsanta.com site.
3.  you choose a santa image.. and easily MERGE the two to make a photo that looks AS IF YOU CAUGHT SANTA.
4.  You pay.
5.  You print it out or save it and go to your local store to print it.

They have PARTNERED WITH Supah :  to RAISE MONEY FOR JADEN.

Anyone who orders a picture via this link.  50 % of the sales go to the Jaden Duttine Fund!  How awesome is that!!?

She needs help spreading the word.

1. She needs you to send out  an email link to ANYONE you think that might enjoy this tradition.  Here's the email link to send out.   It has Jaden's Picture on it!

Tell them about icaughtsanta.com

then give them this link

http://www.catchacharacter.com/go/jaden/

IF they use that link:  JADEN WIN$$$$$$$

They also offer ALL CHARACTERS throughout the holidays.   Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Cupid etc...It's just  fun little tradition.   Especially for those on the brink of not believing.  YOUR GIFT CARD can be used year round.



Use this link in order for the money to go to Jaden!  My house isn't decorated yet so I just bought an Ecard and I will use it when I'm ready.  Booger will pee his pants when he sees it!

Stick it to Supah Tuesday...I am mentally drained

Here is my attempt to regain some of my mojo.  I am feeling a bit out of sorts after the past few days of financial crotch kickers.  Please stay with me, I am sure it will all come rushing back soon!

Go see Supah and join her fight for Jaden!  This little squirt needs everyone to help him fight!

While you're there join Stickie note Tuesdays, it's easy and fun!